Hi, I'm Ann. I am single, 32 and love a night out on the town. Usually I end up meeting someone and it results in some pretty funny consequences and my friends have said that I should share them, so here goes nothing......

I live in a small town with a transient population, so when you go out, you rarely meet the same person twice (thankfully!). My adventure starts about 5 months ago, newly single from a long-term relationship. My friends Emma, Jenni and I were at a bar on the waterfront, when we noticed the guy at the bar collecting glasses noticing me. After giving him my number and not meeting up and just seeing him at work, I finally got the nerve (with the help of my good friend tequila) to text him. "Hi it's Ann, I hope you remember me. Want to fuck" The last three words added by Jenni, who was a firm friend with tequila (the words "raging, pole-dancing lesbian" come to mind), and guess what? No reply!!! I walked around the clubs all night thinking "epic fail". Oh well, I had a good night anyway. The next day I received a message - "sorry, I was sleeping. But yeah, I would have fancied a fuck last night, In fact I fancy one right now." I screamed! I had lunch with my friends at a french restaurant and agreed to meet him in 2 hours.... But where? it was 2pm and my housemate's bedroom is right beside mine and he was dropped on his head as a baby (it's true!! it does happen - he's a bit slow) and he may not pick up on what's going on in my room, considering he is always in his bedroom on his computer and apparently has never had a girlfriend (well, one that isn't synthetic anyway). I had a dilemma... My amazing friend Alannah handed me her apartment keys. "No one is home. Call me when you're done and I will tell you where I am so you can drop off the keys. There are condoms in the bathroom cabinet." She is amazing.... I picked him up (his name was Adam, by the way) and took him to the apartment. He could hardly keep his hands off me as we walked up the stairwell, we went into the bedroom and he removed his clothes. He was beautiful! My jaw literally dropped. He was so well endowed that I could see his penis was curled into his briefs!! I could give you heaps of detail, but let's just say that I think i saw God! My legs were like jelly for the rest of the day...
It's late and I have to work tomorrow and then another night on the town! I will keep you posted....